Thou Shalt Let The Children Boogie
The general musings of an almost 20 something nerd.

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Reblogged on September 1 with 89,168 notes at 10:08 am

My class today
Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.
Reblogged on September 1 with 230,730 notes at 10:08 am

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

Reblogged on September 1 with 271,450 notes at 10:08 am

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope
Reblogged on September 1 with 131,517 notes at 10:06 am

hpfansblog:
Reblogged on September 1 with 400,270 notes at 10:06 am

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.
Reblogged on September 1 with 251,619 notes at 8:01 am

preparetobemildlyentertained:

lalalacoco:

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

image

like seriously

image

look at these

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

i feel like i just relived 2008

Reblogged on September 1 with 69,704 notes at 8:01 am

Reblogged on September 1 with 432,367 notes at 7:59 am

Reblogged on September 1 with 10,939 notes at 2:50 am

Reblogged on September 1 with 53,514 notes at 2:50 am

REBLOG THIS AND I’LL MAKE AN ICON BASED OFF OF YOUR URL

theladyfiend:

dumblr—feminist:

cumberbeautiful:

if its like demon-hunting-timelord-at-221-B than I’m sorry I probably wont do yours

Challenged.

Reblogged on September 1 with 2,977 notes at 2:48 am

"Those female celebrities are sluts for having nude pics on their phone."

mysharona1987:

image

Reblogged on September 1 with 2,780 notes at 2:48 am

Reblogged on September 1 with 334 notes at 2:47 am

buildabitchworkshop:

according to popular show like pretty little liars

teen girls dress like this everyday

image

with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing

image

at school

image

and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies

image

u know what teenage girls really look like?

image

or this

image

or this

image

and wear shit like this

image

adn this

imageimage

why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much

Reblogged on August 31 with 25,278 notes at 1:59 pm

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.
Reblogged on August 31 with 37,386 notes at 1:58 pm